Promises

Did you know that dark chocolate is good for you? Well, my husband tells me it's good for his blood pressure. Since I want to support him in his desire for good health, we often share a handful of Dove chocolates after dinner. I usually ignore the little messages inside the wrappers, but tonight I read them. Here's what they said:

• Smile at yourself in the mirror (no thanks)
• There's no excuse not to dream (agreed)
• Get your feet massaged (yeah, right)
• When two hearts race, both win (another agreed)
• Naughty can be nice (I'm scared)
• Hey, why not? (Why not what? Could prison be involved? That's why not!)